The (Slighty Fictional) Process
You're probably wondering how we make the magical process of fart delivery possible. So we've decided to show you how our Fart Fairies get you the best gas imaginable.
Step 1: Capturing the Fart
Our Fart Fairies are extremely stealthy which is one trait that makes them so good at their job. As soon as you place your order, a highly qualified team of Fart Fairies is sent out to capture one of your very own toots. Don't worry, there is no pressure on you during this process. Our Fart Fairies will collect one of your farts without you even noticing.
Step 2: Return to the Fart Factory
After collecting a ripe fart, our Fart Fairies embark on the long journey back to the Fart Factory. Despite the odds, a Fart 'n A Jar has never been lost or broken on its transit back to the Fart Factory.
Step 3: Finishing Touches
While at the Fart Factory, your Fart 'n A Jar is treated like royalty. We polish, massage, fan and polish some more. The FDA stays out of our way because they know we take Fart 'n A Jar upkeep ridiculously serious.
Step 4: Delivery
Alas! Your Fart 'n A Jar is ready! It will now be delivered to the recipient of your choice as a delightful, joyous, loud surprise!