Why do you send an e-fart rather than an actual jar?

Good question, an e-fart (aka Fart 'n a Jar) can be delivered faster, is cheaper and you can customize it more. Also, hate to say this but if you send an actual jar it's probably gonna end up in the trash one day and we don't need no more trash.

Do you actually collect my fart?

Haha, nope. The FDA might get mad at us if we did.

Do you really send my Fart 'n a Jar immediately?

Absolutely, if you want us to! It’s a digital Fart ‘n A Jar so we can deliver it to anyone you want seconds after you submit your order. Or we can wait until tomorrow, next week, next month, next year, etc.