Can you really send my Fart 'n a Jar immediately?

Absolutely, if you want us to! It’s a digital Fart ‘n A Jar so we can deliver it to anyone you want seconds after you submit your order. Or we can wait until tomorrow, next week, next month, next year, etc.

What are the little green creatures?

They're Fart Fairies!

What are Fart Fairies?

They're magical, little creatures that love farts. Kind of like humans.